Hey, you guys! Chuck here!
Happy New Year! 2016 has been the best year of my life! I have had many successes! 2017 will be even better! I anticipate many more successes! I have a mindset that is attuned to success and I’m very high-energy!
I want to spend this first blog entry telling you who I am and why I am here.
So who am I? I’m Chuck! I live in West Michigan. I am a special education para-pro during the school year and in the summer months I am a full time street-performer. I enjoy what I do for a living and I make more money than I need to survive. That makes me successful!
Why am I here? To encourage and inspire you to live an alcohol-free, high-energy lifestyle! When people see how high-energy and hardworking I am, they want to know my secrets! I have lots of secrets! I will share them on this blog! However, the first secret is that you need to be alcohol-free! Otherwise the rest of my secrets won’t help you! You will not be successful! But, even if you’re not yet ready to become alcohol-free (which is understandable, I don’t expect you to make such a drastic lifestyle choice at this very moment), you will still keep reading this blog because of how entertaining and exciting it is! Just fake it until you make it!
If there was one lesson we were supposed to learn in 2016, it’s that none of us understand any of this! I learned this lesson around the time that the reality TV star became the Republican nominee for the President of the United States of America! I figured that if I’m to continue to live in a universe that I don’t understand at all, I should at least be hardworking and very high-energy! I quit drinking, I started eating right, and I began searching for the secrets to being really high-energy! By the time the reality TV star became the President-Elect of the United Sates of America, I was four months sober, I had lost a lot of weight, I had a lot of money, I had a consistent sleeping pattern for the first time in my adult life, etc. Too many successes to name!
The universe is like a car! You don’t have to understand it in order to operate it! (I’m completely clueless when it comes to cars, yet I’m perfectly capable of driving all over Michigan in my pursuit of success!) I accepted that I will never understand the universe and got to work learning how to operate it! In this blog I will share the tricks I’ve found for operating the universe! I will tell you the secrets to my success, while at the same time, documenting the successes I continue to have as 2017 progresses! But remember, the first secret is to be alcohol-free! If I’m going to stick with this metaphor of operating the universe as you would a car, then being alcohol-free is the equivalent of turning the key in the ignition! So go ahead, turn that key! And let’s get driving down the road to success! I’m really excited about all of the success we’re going to have in 2017!